justinyourguts:

Anyone else bitter their dads dicks bigger than theirs like motherfucker why cant have you passed me down the full genes

predictivetextbot:

There’s too much milk

boioh:

BIG fan of liminal spaces, my dream is to suddenly find myself in a small grocery store in some old fishing village in japan at 3am with no idea how i got there but someone i’ve never seen before but somehow know is waiting outside so i exit the store and wake up in Croatia wading in the salty sea at dusk and i’m alone and it’s 1982

pissyjorts:

tumblr asks the real questions tonite

theghostboy:

soulsoaker:

eggcup:

*walks up to the mcdonald counter*

yeah i’ll have a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

imagine explaining this to the person who made that statue

they knew